Unkempt, run down, dream property, poor and defective equipment, J., very friendly and tried-but unfortunately unreliable, guest toilet = not usable, coffee machines = broken, 3 chairs at the garden table, 5 coffee spoons, no wine glasses, no lockable wardrobe, war mosquitos , but no spray, no mosquito nets, pigeons ... at the pool, etc. Could be even more tough! No German television