Home truths: *You might not get an in-person check-in, but there's a remote system in place that works very smoothly
*Only the master bedroom has somewhere to hang clothes, the other rooms just have chests of drawers
*The area is definitely quite suburban – getting into the heart of Brighton takes about an hour on foot
*The two cabin beds might not be suitable for toddlers due to a gap between the top of the mattress and the top of the bed frame
*There is space to park your car at the house
*Stag parties are not allowed, but hen parties can enquire
*Your host asks that you keep shoes off the upstairs carpets
*You can use your laptop at the dining table if you need to work remotely